Sunday, February 1, 2009

Oh, my, God! I'm so stoked!

Ok, so here is the deal.  I get up today, feeling just a little better from the freaking head cold that I have been battling for three days now.  Now just for a little tip, hot steam baths–– gift of God, that's all I got to say about that.  Munchkin enjoys it too.  This is not the most awesome part of the 4 plus hours of Super Bowl pre-game that I've started watching only 1 hour 47 minutes into.  The suggestion of 7 layer dip from Tina Fey, sorry only ranks 2nd.

The most awesome news is the Land of the Lost Movie with Will Farrell.  Now what did I pick up from that you might ask?

In Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back Will Farrell plays Marshall Willinholly.  I know it doesn't take much to amuse me, but trust in this I will so be watching that movie on opening weekend.  Seventies Children unite!

T

Friday, January 30, 2009

I'll just wait you out and beat you with experience...

I used to have a problem saying this, but I work in the retail/wholesale industry.  I've done it for 20 years now, mainly because I didn't see any sense in changing jobs or going to school to learn a new trade just to start at the bottom again.  I take my work seriously and my skills have developed to the point that should I choose to go to another retailer I would gather a comparable pay rate to what I make now (if other retailers paid what mine does).  I wake up most days and just say "how did I get so lucky to work where I do?"  

My job for the most part is 1 part babysitting, 1 part management, and another part conflict resolution.  I have a reputation at work that I will shoot straight with people and after they talk to me they know where they stand, that I am willing to see the other side of the issue, and come up with a win-win situation for all parties.  My management is happy with the job I do, mainly I feel this way because I keep getting new responsibility.  If my job was compared to the military I would probably be special ops for the sake that I work on having a force multiplying effect in my job.  I utilize my resources and assets to get my job done.

With this being said, one car dealership in this town decided to try their skills versus my skills. [Shaking head]["What are they thinking?"]

Settle in with your popcorn, blanky and drink, here is where our story begins...

Two years ago, I decided I wanted a new car for a Father's Day gift to myself.  Ok, the passenger side window of the mini van we owned was being held up with a 2x4.  You don't know how many days I prayed my car would be protected against termites.  I digress though, so I go online to my company's auto buying program and get the name of a dealership that was selling the car that I was looking for.  I was forwarded to Dealership X Kia. [Later in this post you will realize why I am hiding the identity of this dealership.]  Now at the same time I had Dealership Y vying for my business also, blowing up my e-mail.  I went down to Dealership X Kia and they offered a good deal, I felt comfortable with it, so I went with it.  Yes, it was an hour out of my way to get there.  Yes, it was a one stop shop.  Most of all I felt comfortable with the salesman.  Now when I getting ready to get in my new pride and joy I was told that if I referred someone there they would make a car payment up to $500 for me, upon completion of the sale.  

Let us now fast forward 18 months.  Friends of Sexy Bride need new car.  Their car was drive able, but expected any moment that they would have to put their Flintstone feet through the floor board to get the car moving.  So we call Dealership X Kia to talk to our salesman only to find out that he went to Dealership X's Hyundai side.  Ok, no problem, we figured that he could get the sale, we would get the referral, all is well.  He works the magic to get them in a new Hyundai, down payment held for a few days until payday, we should have a check 7 to 10 days later.  He lets our friends know that if they referred someone that they would get a car payment made like we were getting.

First of year:  We call to be told that since the check was held they had to wait longer to make sure that it cleared.  We were still on track for the payment as soon as we get over this hurdle.  

January 7:  Check is cleared and the check actually comes from Kia so we are now just waiting for that.  Give it just a few more days.  The Hyundai guys are trying to bump it down lower, but he is fighting for us. What?!?!?!?  First we hear of this.

January 14:  I'm eyebrow deep in inventory.  Sexy Bride calls salesman told that check was lost.  Was getting a new one issued would be there in a few days.  [I'm starting to see a pattern]

January 21:  Don't understand why the check hasn't gotten there, he's getting the General Manager involved to take care of it.

January 23:  Checked mail.  No check.

January 26, 27, 28:  No Check.  Escalate to General Manager.  He states that he personally took that to Accounting.  They should have taken care of the check.  Call Accounting, person who answered the phone is hacked, because she is the one that issued the check.  

January 29:  Called Dealership X Hyundai to see if the check is waiting.  Apparently it has been sitting there for a few days now.  What?!?!?!?!?!?  We get transferred from the receptionist to the Salesman.  He says that he's really sorry, he's trying to get us $500, but we only get $100.  He would make up the difference, but he was a little short right now.  I'm stunned, silent, turning red on the phone.  I'm on my way to the dealership to get what little I would be getting.  He calls back and talks to Sexy Bride, and with all things considered he should have probably got me again, I was still in shock.  I can sum up that conversation here:  You lied, you knew, you told us anyway, you told our friends, quit giving excuses, this isn't over. You [Explitive] !

Meanwhile I'm at the dealership picking up the check.  I get the check, ask if this is it.  I'm told yeah, that's all it is.  I pick up my phone and call the General Manager.  I'm told that the bottom line is that's all I get.  I tell him I'm sorry to hear that.  Little does he know, he just fired the shot across the bow.

"Do you know what you're getting into?  If they pull a knife, you pull a gun.  If they send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue!  That's the Chicago way."
––– The Untouchables


Most of my ride home involved me being quiet thinking about my next move.  I call Sexy Bride and tell her to e-mail the local TV station regarding a "What's Bugging Me?" segment.  I figure at this point the $400 is lost, I can exact $400 in lost sales and bad press on these jerks in the process.  Sexy Bride calls her friend to tell her that the person she was going to refer, don't do it.  She replies with "if they did that to you they'll do it to me."  Sexy Bride e-mails the local station, I then look for the Better Business Bureau site to lodge a complaint.  Again, I have resigned myself to the loss of the $400 and don't plan on seeing it.  However, if I'm not going to see it, it's worth "blowing the world up" sort to speak to make a point.

While I'm on the BBB website, I discover a nugget of pure gold.  One simple e-mail address:  [name removed]@[Dealershipgroup].com.  I figure that this guy who many said was untouchable would like to see the carnage that was coming his way.  So I sent him the following e-mail.

I wanted to give you a chance to read the news idea that was sent to Fox 4 News regarding the our recent experience with your referral program. We have called on many occasions to talk to you personally, but have been brushed off equal amount of times. We have been told that you are unreachable, but yet when I looked on the BBB site to see if any other complaints have been lodged regarding the same thing I found your e-mail address and decided to forward this to you. Ideally we are just looking for what we were told when we purchased our vehicle from your dealership and if there was really an issue regarding Kia and Hyundai it should have been communicated to us when we called the salesman in the first place. Ideally also we would like to receive the common courtesy of when we leave a message, or are told that we would be called back the next day that we would not have to initiate the call the next day. Needless to say when it comes time to upgrade my vehicle in the future this will be a deciding factor. The people that we referred are also highly interested in the outcome of this as they were almost on the verge of referring someone they knew that was interested in buying a new car. In the current economic conditions where every sale and purchase is needed to maintain a business footing I find it interesting that your dealership would choose to potentially lose a new customer and two repeat customers and the circle of influence they represent over the additional $400. With four dealerships I commend you on having a "Big Picture" idea which is evident by the expansion that you have been able to build in the number of dealerships you have. Unfortunately, I do not believe that your subordinates do.

I appreciate your time, and hope that this actually does make its way to be viewed by you.

Terry 
[My Phone Number]

Begin forwarded message:

From: Sexy Bride

Date: January 29, 2009 3:17:52 PM CST
To: [what'sbuggingmeguy]@localtv.com
Subject: What's bugging me.......

Referral programs from Dealership X's Dealer Group. We purchased a car from Dealership X's Kia dealership. We were told at that time, that if we referred a friend, and they purchased a vehicle, we would receive a referral for a car payment up to $500. Since our car payment was over $500, we were told it would be $500. We referred a friend to the same salesman who helped us. He, however, now worked at the Dealership X's Hyundai dealership (also owned by [Name Removed]). When I contacted the salesman to tell him I was sending a friend, I was again told of the $500 referral fee I would receive. After 1 month (was only supposed to be 7-10 days), I finally got my check. FOR $100. Yes, that's correct, $100. After calling for weeks, being jerked around, lied to, and the worst customer service EVER, I was robbed of $400. I was told then that it was because I had bought a Kia, and they a Hyundai. But, that was not what I was told all along. If [Name Revoved] owns them all, and all state the same referral program, what difference should that make. I spoke with the general manager of the Hyundai dealership, and basically was brushed off. I asked to speak with [Name Removed], and was told he was unreachable. I find it hard to believe that NO ONE can get ahold of him when he is out. Any help you can give, will be appreciated. I'm not asking for much, just some common courtesy, and the other $400 I was promised.

Thank You,
Sexy Bride
[Her Phone Number]

So here is where we stood as of 6pm yesterday... $100, not $500.  No return phone calls, I was told the bottom line was I got $100 (basically told "deal with it" in not those words), an e-mail to the "General Manager" of the Group, an e-mail to the local TV station, a complaint lodged with the Better Business Bureau, a head cold (I feel like crap), a massive case of insomnia, one person contacted that was going to buy a $28,000 SUV from them that has now changed their mind due to this story, the first shot of what I felt was going to be a very long and drawn out conflict, and my return barrage of fire back to show that if they want a "blow the world up scenario" [Note: I use the term figuratively, not literally. It is just the level at which I pick my battlesin their world, they have one.  It's the German in me.
This Morning...  I wake up after about 5 hours of sleep when I finally got relaxed enough to sleep.  I'm still feeling congested and miserable so I go to the bathroom to just soak in a hot tub of water and plan to try to replace some of the day that I lost the previous day launching Bad Public Relations Operations against the car dealership.  I'm soaking there for a little while as munchkin is leaving to get Fruit Loops, and Sexy Bride is cruising around her Facebook page. She is probably gone for about 10 minutes when she walks in and tells me "Guess who I just talked to?"  I'm like "who?"  I'm not really in the mood for guessing games this morning as I feel absolutely miserable.  
Apparently the guy that I e-mailed called back and talked to Sexy Bride.  Probably a good thing, because in the mood I was in this morning I would have probably told him I had just launched major combat against his dealership and I would see him in hell.  Ahhh Sexy Bride you are the Yin to my Yang.  She talks to him in firm terms so that he understood that the ball was in his court on how far he wanted this to go.  He did some very common-sense things like admitting wrong, listening to what was going on, suggesting that there were issues that needed to be fixed, his busy schedule was no excuse to not take care of customers.  I give him an A+ for handling the situation, but considering that was only 50% of his grade, would he pass the final?  He then stated that he would get the check for the remaining $400 ready, he would sign it, in another hour another person who could sign the 2nd signature would sign it and it would be ready no later than lunch time.  We leave the neighborhood at 11am after Sexy Bride calls to see if it is ready and you would have thought that we were the 1st customer they had after opening the doors.  We make it there 45 minutes later, I go in and pick up the check from no other than the guy that told me 'here's your $100 deal with it' (paraphrase for intention) and he's apologizing.  I told him "Now, we are good."  

Yes, I left it at four words.  The last words he heard from me before today was "I'm sorry to hear that".  I am hoping that he realizes that I can be a person of few words (hard to tell here! tee hee hee), but actions that create consequences for not doing what you say you will do.  I could have launched into "I was going to see this dealership crumble", or "We're not done until I have your job", "Kiss my [imagine what], because look at how much money I cost you!"  At that moment I thought about my job and how I would want to be treated if I was in Dude's shoes at that moment.  This is the reason that through out this post I have removed names of people, dealerships, and news people.  At 9:30am the war ended, not with media attention, not with graveling and screaming, but with one man saying–– "I'm sorry, we'll fix this."  That was all I wanted, what they said they would do in a timely manner, and a little courtesy.  So therefore when I say "Now, we're good." that means we're good.  There is no need to drag it out.  Just to say for a brief moment this morning Sexy Bride and I hugged each other and said for all the little people out there that feel "Big" Business has a one up on you, "We won for you too."

More later,

   

[Post Script:  I read the following post, as I usually do before I post things, and realized an important point that I missed.  The point that I missed would be that the Owner's vision of his business is sometimes diluted by well-intentioned employees that do not realize the same vision, the same big picture that the Owner does.  They feel that in these uncertain economic times they need to help the company keep all the money that it can, sometimes at the sake of customer service.  I believe that that point has been communicated by this Owner now.  I hope that my trust in him by helping us today is not misplaced, but an epiphany to the employees that his business is entrusted to in his absence.  I realize in my own world that a multi-billion dollar company is in the hands, sometimes, of a college student, an person in their early 20's, someone who feels that they are saving the company so much money, but not realizing the word of mouth and growth of future sales by that person.  I hope that we all have learned a lesson from this.]

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I promise I am still alive...

If I don't get my mental health days soon I don't know for how long.   That is right now I am eyebrow deep in my building's inventory and I'm the guy everyone is looking at to run it.  My manager put it in perspective today... "Bob taught me, I taught Sally, and Sally, well Sally let you hang out there and figure it out for yourself."  

So needless to say I don't have much funny stuff in my life right now, and what is funny I save for my own sanity at this point.  Vacation is now just 10 days away and when I get my mental health back I will post once again.  Hopefully with some great kid or self deprecating humor that will have you reaching for that hand towel to clean up the drink you just spewed through your nose.  (Part of me is sorry for that humor-- moment over, I'm not sorry, really, why else would I write it if that wasn't my intention sometimes?)

More later,

T

Thursday, January 1, 2009

I find it hard to start writing 2009, is this a bad thing?

Ok, you know the situation. You pull out your checkbook, wherever you keep it, start with the date line. Month, day, last year, oh crap! New year. Fortunately I only have one check to write a month to the rent, so I can work extra hard not to screw it up this year.

Yes, another new year has begun and we all have things that we are thankful for and things that we plan to do differently. I have in the past worked on my "To Do" list for the next year. Call it "To Do's", "Goals", "Resolutions", "Focus Items", this year though I will call it an "Action List". Now, this won't be the heady business planning thing that it sounds like, but instead a very descriptive title to what the plan is for the next year. In the past I have been almost to the point of giddiness on how many items I had on my List each year with one year in the +250 item range.  "Oh Boy! look at all the things that I am going to do!"  Only to not accomplish 1% of them.  So this year will be different, this year will be shorter, this year can be summarized in one word––– Simplicity.

This year will be simple experiences that are not totally focused on the things that I tend to be geeked out about–– Money & Statistics.  Yes, I geek out over technology, interest rates and yield curves.  Sue me.  So without any further adieu here is a few of the items that has made the one page limit in my Moleskine for 2009 (hope, is alive and well- I didn't type 2008).  

•  Sporting events-- Munchkin will see a Stars Hockey game live.   
•  I will set foot into a fitness center, YMCA, etc and actually get on the equipment.
•  Finally get the infamous Timbuk2 Messenger bag I've been drooling over.
•  The Trees in the Neiman Marcus windows downtown, and the Trains at Northpark Mall.
•  I will finally get Sexy Bride to Austin after 8 years of trying.
•  Drink a beer more often, and expand my taste to find a wine I can live with.
•  Take advantage of my free Museum tickets I can get and go look.
•  Go Kayaking
•  Photos at White Rock Lake (Guess I better put Photoshop time in for this one)
•  Get rid of the cancerous growth of receipts, and other identity sensitive paperwork through a shredder.
•  Simplicity- downsize, think different, be creative, find joy.
•  Walk for no reason more often.  "All who wander, are not lost..."

It isn't all inclusive, remember I am having to fight the urge to create a document that rivals the last TARP bill in number of trees killed it would take to put it all on paper.  However, Simplicity above all is what I am going for this year.  Too much drama last year, so it is time to turn it down a little slower in the personal column of my life.

More later,

T

Thursday, December 25, 2008

The beginning of my Christmas

Sexy Bride and I started our Christmas the same way we have started our Christmas for years now...  I can't think of a better way.

Oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy...






Merry Christmas all,

T

Monday, December 8, 2008

On the 8th day of the 12th Month I can't think of a better reason to be born...

For the most part since 1980 I have associated my birthday with the death of John Lennon.   I realize now that this is my birthday and has been long before John Lennon died.   I guess call it getting wiser, older, closer to the years that my parents were experiencing to look back on retrospect at that importance of the day of my birth.  I was an oops child, or as my Mom said "you were my tumor."  She thought that she had a tumor in her stomach and surprise! she was pregnant.

Sexy Bride on the other hand views it as the day the man she loves was born.  A union that took time to happen, work that had to be done to get us to the point that we are today.  There was the anger of a past, uncertainty of a future, and me feeling that I had to start over to recoup the last 8 years.  So honey, on the 8th day of the 12th month of the 8th year of our time together my birthday present to you is what I promised you 6 years ago.  All of me, what's left of me.




More later, 

T


Thursday, November 6, 2008

It's over, Change has come, and an Open Letter to President Bush...

Finally, the long primary, campaign, election season is over and I, with many others, have a sense of relief that finally we know who our next President will be.  I know that I was able to come home after receiving the text message on my Blackberry from NBC news that the election has been called for Barack Obama.  This has been a time that I personally had been waiting for for many months.  I had been waiting to see who would be elected President, and most of all would my love of history, this country, and the fabric that is America would be right. 

In February I had posted this on my Blog.  I received a few comments regarding the thought process that I had given to the post, wishing we would all act as Americans and not on party lines, hopes I was wrong, hopes I was right.  This is the fabric of America, these are the fundamental differences of Americans, we disagree, we agree, we come together in the end.  My choice has been elected.  My attention peaked in 2004 when Barack Obama gave the keynote address and stated that there isn't a conservative America, or a liberal America, but a United States of America.  I knew then that one day he would be President, just off his oratory.  The fact that the outside factors of the Economy, two wars, and an ever-changing message of the other campaign all helped make the move to our newly elected Democratic President.  Of course, there was George W. Bush.  All contributing factors in the election of Barack Obama.

I have noticed a few things though...  

Dear President Bush,

I saw your address to the Executive Branch employees on the South Lawn of the White House today.  I was touched by your sense of camaraderie and appreciation to the people who have been with you through thick and thin the last eight years.  I appreciated the humor you added to the address showing them as many other leaders in other arenas try to show-- you have a heart.  I did notice the moment of emotion that crossed your face as you moved toward First Lady Laura Bush and how you then composed yourself to move to the rope line.  I wondered at that moment was this due to your acknowledgment of this being the end of eight years in the hardest job in the world?  Or, was this something else?

I watched with anticipation as you ran for President in 2000.  You claimed to be a uniter not a divider.  You were going to bring a different kind of leadership to Washington, you were going to reach across the aisle, bring people together.  I watched as in the first months of your Presidency we were attacked on 9/11, which moved to quick and decisive attacks in Afghanistan, which moved to Iraq?  Explain why we went to Iraq again, I'm confused.  Another campaign, the departure of substance in your message and reliance on 527 groups, negative campaigning, swiftboats.  I realize that you had a lot on your plate the first four years, and I realize that I am just hitting the high points.  See unlike you I don't get the confidential ultra secret briefings that go with your office so I'm not privy to the things that don't appear on the evening news that part of me doesn't want to know exists.  I believe that the departure from the campaign you ran when you only had Texas and not the rest of the United States was a departure from who you really were and more of who you were surrounded with.  I still believe that at heart you are a good person, I just believe that there are some decisions that if it were allowed you should be able to take a Mulligan on.  

After the 2004 campaign, we are hip deep in Iraq, and just when it couldn't get worse, 2006 we have Katrina and Rita.  While natural disasters are not the responsiblity of the President, the after effects and post action are.  You have been and are the President of The United States of America (all 50 of them) and to let a cabinet or government agency ignore, delay, brush off the needs of Americans is unforgivable.  We can ship supplies and relief half a world away, mobilize the military to respond to a crisis on another continent, but the fabric of America, part of the culture of this country that makes us who we are, culture that was birthed at the same time as the United States before Louisiana was a state, ignored?  All 50 states sir.  I will give you credit this year when Gustav and Ike hit much the same way as Katrina and Rita to the SE Louisiana Coast and then Galveston, TX respectively you made a point to go there see before and be briefed after.  You focused, you learned, Thank you.

Was that emotion a reminder of the actions and failings of your administration?   Remembering what you wanted to accomplish during the first campaign, but was forced to take another path due to outside circumstances?  Was that emotion a reminder that you longed to get back on the path you wanted to take the country down, as opposed to the one you seemed forced down by the world, your advisors, swaying public opinion?

Most of all sir, I feel sorry for you.  Eight years as being our leader has stripped away your youth, credibility in the world, and to some of us, your moral compass.  I realize that you sometimes have to make a decision on the information that you are given.  I feel sorry for you that the time you were fighting in court for your election took away the time you could have had to pick more credible advisors.  Sir, was that moment of emotion relief though?  Knowing that soon, this would be over.  Soon you will be able to come back to Texas, spend some time on the ranch, relax and most of all decompress from the eight years in Washington DC.  Come back to Texas, stay out of the public eye unless it is to get a cup of coffee at the local diner in Crawford.  Take a few years off, then consider your memoirs.  Take a few years off, then consider tackling issues you were too constrained by government to tackle.  Take a few years off and wait to be asked back to public service.  Take some time off Sir, you have deserved it.

Sir, most of all You were my President whether I agreed with your policy or not.  76 days from now I will have a new President.  A President of my choosing, 52% of the population agreeing with my choice.  The night the final election results were in, our choice made, I cried and said "I am an American."  I have the right to go each year and choose my leaders.  That is something that can not be taken away from me, you, or my brothers and sisters in this country.  We have had, and will always continue to have the peaceful transfer of power and for that I thank you for making sure that stayed a part of our fabric.  Enjoy the remainder of your term Sir.

Thank you,



More Later,

T